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room1962016-01-31 01:07 am
aspiringauthor) wrote in room1962016-01-31 01:07 am
Fuck The Police (Or maybe just the guy they're arresting)
He was going to kill stan.
As soon as he got out of these handcuffs and out of the back of this police car, he was going to hunt his brother down and murder him so that he'd actually deserve to be arrested like this. Because as it stands, the only crime he's committed is being too similar looking to someone who's actually (allegedly) committed a crime. Funny how cops tend not to believe you when you say they have you mistaken for someone else - someone who just happens to look almost exactly like you and shares the same name with just a slight alteration.
Yeah. This is not how he expected to spend his Saturday evening.
It wouldn't be so bad if they had just driven him straight down to the station so they could clear this whole mess up as quickly as possible - no, they just had to spot a traffic accident on their way downtown and pull over to assist, thus leaving Ford to sit in the back of the squad car and hope to GOD no one sees him. The last thing he wants is for anyone to know he's been arrested - even if it's all just one big ugly misunderstanding.
As soon as he got out of these handcuffs and out of the back of this police car, he was going to hunt his brother down and murder him so that he'd actually deserve to be arrested like this. Because as it stands, the only crime he's committed is being too similar looking to someone who's actually (allegedly) committed a crime. Funny how cops tend not to believe you when you say they have you mistaken for someone else - someone who just happens to look almost exactly like you and shares the same name with just a slight alteration.
Yeah. This is not how he expected to spend his Saturday evening.
It wouldn't be so bad if they had just driven him straight down to the station so they could clear this whole mess up as quickly as possible - no, they just had to spot a traffic accident on their way downtown and pull over to assist, thus leaving Ford to sit in the back of the squad car and hope to GOD no one sees him. The last thing he wants is for anyone to know he's been arrested - even if it's all just one big ugly misunderstanding.