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LAST XMAS, I GAVE YOU MY HEART, BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY, YOU BECAME A DUCK OR WHATEVER
[Ahiru likes Rue! A lot. That's what Ahiru would say if you asked her, and that's what the rightmost stall in the girl's bathroom on floor 6 of the McDuck Avian Academy would tell you too if you were to visit it. Though she was never too familiar with the concept of Christmas, it seemed to be quite a popular ordeal in the school (despite the founder's name literally being Scrooge). So, it made sense to to get her a gift or something, right? Right? That's what people do. She thinks. She has to ask Bird Person for help.]
[Bird Person's advice was simple: "In my culture, the dominant male often procures a significant amount of sturdy twigs in order to impress the female and convince her to allow him to impregnate her with her sperm. Ahiru, you must produce a nest that will increase Rue's intense desire to fornicate with you and raise your young."]
[So, she just got her a real nice leather jacket instead.]
[Ahiru shows up in a leather jacket of her own, complete with some weird logo adorning the back of the thing. Like she belongs to some weird gang of ducks or something. Even despite the questionable taste in jacket logos, she looks increasingly pleased with herself and her shoddily-wrapped package. So much so that she bounds down the halls signing to herself, until she finally makes it towards Rue's room, and begins knocking on the door.]
Rue! Rue! It's Ahiru! In front of your door! Please let me in!
[...oh my goodness rue doesn't answer back immediately what if she doesn't like her anymore]
[Bird Person's advice was simple: "In my culture, the dominant male often procures a significant amount of sturdy twigs in order to impress the female and convince her to allow him to impregnate her with her sperm. Ahiru, you must produce a nest that will increase Rue's intense desire to fornicate with you and raise your young."]
[So, she just got her a real nice leather jacket instead.]
[Ahiru shows up in a leather jacket of her own, complete with some weird logo adorning the back of the thing. Like she belongs to some weird gang of ducks or something. Even despite the questionable taste in jacket logos, she looks increasingly pleased with herself and her shoddily-wrapped package. So much so that she bounds down the halls signing to herself, until she finally makes it towards Rue's room, and begins knocking on the door.]
Rue! Rue! It's Ahiru! In front of your door! Please let me in!
[...oh my goodness rue doesn't answer back immediately what if she doesn't like her anymore]